Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Dear Neighbor

Greetings all

I will be introducing a couple new segments. The first new segment is Podcast of the month. I am an advent podcast listener, so far on my iTunes I have over 40 of them, I know I am a podcast whore. This will be a segment that I will review a podcast every month. The second is craft project of the week. I work with stones and beads to create jewelery. So every week I will pull out a piece of my work either done on the past or just done in that week, only because I'm bored most of the time. What! I don't have a job yet, jobs around here are a pain to obtain because of Ulster County's population.

Dear Neighbor who has nothing to do.

I see you're..sweeping your driveway, and the road. You sir have nothing better to do with you're life. I advise you to start a hobby like stamp collecting or collecting fingers. Well maybe the former rather than the latter. We don't want you to think that you're crazy or anything. By the way, yelling at us because the road isn't clear of grass is just you saying I'M BORED AND I NEED SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. Well we don't have the time to sweep the driveway or the...road. (strange I know)So will you please take your expensive car and your retired ass and leave us be. We are the ones that have lives, and we are the ones that have things to do, like get job, or pull money out of our ass. We don't have the time to mow our lawn EVERY OTHER DAY. So take your petty boredom somewhere else. GET A HOBBY TOM!

Sincerely,

Your Loving Neighbor Who Has A Life.




Sorry people my neighbor happens to be this bored old dude who is retired.

PODCAST OF THE MONTH

Okay people grab you're pitchforks and torches because this podcast will make you think. Of course I am referring to FireLyte and his podcast and blog Inciting a Riot. Firelyte is a very smart, balanced guy, who gives you news, the word of the day and lets you light a torch of thinking. I follow him of twitter and I have the small talk or two a week. He is a good friend and knowledgeable pagan. Please check out Inciting a Riot at www.incitingariot.com.

Right now I have to say bye. I will get to the craft of the week in the next blog when I have pictures.

Blessed Be
Candace

Monday, April 26, 2010

Dear Mr Asshole and introduction

Greetings and welcome to the Town Witch blog. My name is Candace and some people might know be from twitter as Ravengirl242. If you like this blog please feel free to follow me for updates on the blog, or if you want to know what I am thinking at the moment.

I'm a witch, not in the broom closet. (Thank the gods or I would go insane in there) I know that there are people who might not agree to what I have to say, THATS GREAT! it means that your are using your mind and not become a slave. (Although...no no bad girl bad -hand slap-).

Now this blog is going to be an unusual one because I write in more of a letter format to get my frustrations out of the way. Occasionally there will be some poetry and some practical magic in the mix. So sit back read what I have to say. Oh and if you want to you can comment too. The magic if feedback is a foot (my left one, the right smells) Okay here it goes!

Dear Mr Asshole who works behind the counter of the liquor store.

I was trying to get some liquor for my boyfriend who happens to have allergies to certain kind of medicine and can't take any pain killer because of his insulin resistance. Alcohol is the only pain killer he can have. I'm am sorry that this was the first time in that store and I am not sorry that you were dropped on your head when you were a baby. Have you ever heard of good friendly customer service, oh wait you have not because you yelled at me because I was in the wrong section of the store. The person who is in charge should of fired you even before you were hired. Obviously you have not respect to others and treat them like they are criminals. For the love the all the gods in the universe go jump off a bridge if you are going to be like that. There is clearly a issue with your ego and unconscious self because you think your are superior that all who live. Why? Well I can tell you that because the ego is a big ass balloon that is about to pop in your little skull of yours. Yay! I can hear the hot air seeping out as we speak. Go back to whatever rock you came from because you clearly deserve to rot under there.

Sincerely

The newbie in the store.